The Lady Is a Tramp
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight (I'm starving)
She loves the theater but she never comes late
I never bother with people I hate
That’s why this chick is a tramp
She doesn't like crap games with barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls
And I definitely won’t dish the dirt with the rest of those girls
That’s why the lady is a tramp
I love the free fresh wind in my hair
Life without care
Oh, I'm so broke, it’s OK!
I hate California. It's crowded and damp
that’s why the lady is a tramp
I'm a tramp!
Sometimes I go to Coney Island
Oh, the beach is divine
I love the yankees
Jeter is just fine
I follow rounders and park
She sings every line
That's why the lady is a tramp
I love the prize fight
That isn't a fake (No fakes)
And I love to rowboat with you and your wife in Central Park Lake
She goes to the opera and stays wide awake (yes I do)
That's why this lady is a tramp
She likes the green (green) grass (grass) under her shoes
What can I lose? Cause I got no dough (Oh, no?)
I'm all alone when I'm doing my hair
that’s why the lady is a tramp, go!
I love your free fresh, I love your handkerchief in my hair
Life without care
but I'm so broke, that's oh!
Hates California, it's cold and it's damp
that's why the lady is a tramp
that's why this lady is a tramp
that's why the lady is a tramp